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Wish You The Best

from Burning Sensation by Phil Johnson



A little break up song. But the good kind of break up, where you wish the other person well.


I wish only the best for you
And I wish for your happiness too
And I wish for your new boyfriend, Steve
Muthafuckin' Steve

To have his nutsack torn wide open
In a chainsaw accident
It doesn't take it off
But just opens it right up
And he has to chase his testicles
As they're rolling down the driveway
While he bleeds out

And I hope that you see them
And think "Oh my god"
"I had those in my mouth"
Because that's where I found them
When I found out you don't love me anymore


from Burning Sensation, released November 12, 2020


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Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more


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