Halfway To The Stars

by Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction

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Wherein Phil ruins a romantic moment with science.

I've long been a fan of old jazz torch songs. Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald doing "Stars Fell On Alabama" was probably what I was listening to right before writing this. Sentimental, great melodies, all that stuff.

But I'm always a little too logical and scientifically minded when it comes to this stuff. (Honestly, if stars DID fall on Alabama it would probably do a lot of damage. A loss? That's for your to decide.)

So you can hear me do a little crooning on here and finally using that college degree in jazz guitar I worked so hard for. (After giving up on a Physics degree - And now it all starts to make sense.)

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You and I could meet halfway to the stars
Where the air is thin and we'll die from lack of oxygen
You and I could meet halfway to the stars

Making love to you is like floating in space
It's really cold and I can't breathe
I should be wrapped in layers of mylar and kevlar
And gortex and nomex and fiberglass protecting my face
Cuz loving you is like floating in space.

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released January 14, 2021
Words and music by Phil Johnson

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Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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