A Puggle Named Fred

by Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction

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Intimate relationships let you be who you are, warts and all.

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I'm no wizard, but I'll be your muggle.
So give me a huggle then we'll dance a jig.
We'll dance the jitterbuggle then adopt a small puggle
from the SPCA then we'll get wine to swig.

The wine will be chuggled then out come the druggles
we got from some thuggles while avoiding the pigs.
I'll ask for a tuggle and you'll give a shruggle.
Then a lazy ass handjob like breaking a twig.

I'll give you a pluggle though it's soft as a sluggle.
I can't concentrate with the pug on the bed.
You'll call me big luggle and then we'll just snuggle.
Two muggles on druggles and a puggle named Fred.

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released August 13, 2021
All words and music written and performed by Phil Johnson.

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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