Roadside Attraction - Two Of Me

from Raising A Rockus by Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction

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What happens when a guy with split personalities falls in love with a girl? Well, when one personality is a super nice guy and the other is a homicidal maniac, things can get pretty messy.

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If I was me I’d kick my ass
If I was me you’d never last
But I’m not me
What the hell am I gonna do?
She got he
And I’m the one that got screwed
Stop the ride , I wanna get off
We share a brain, I’d make it stop
But how?

Chorus
There’s two of me
But only one loves her
The other inside will commit homocide
She loves me
If the other doesn’t kill her I’ll feel fine
Verse
Why won’t you leave us alone?
You make me heave, wretch a lot and groan
But you won’t go
I’ma have to get rough now
Run for the door
I set fire to your stuff now
You better run before you’re in too deep
Cuz I can take you out when you’re asleep

If I was me, you’d be dead
If I was me, I’d bludgeon in your head
But I’m not me
What the hell am I gonna do?
She got he
And I’m the one that got screwed
Stop the ride , I wanna get off
We share a brain, I’d make it stop
But how?

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from Raising A Rockus, released September 1, 2007

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Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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