Ladies, you can be comfortable and hot at the same time.


She wore six inch stiletto heels and a tight ass miniskirt.
And I looked at her and thought ooh damn!
That looks like it kinda hurts.

Put on some sweat pants.
Sweat pants and fuzzy slippers.
Put on some sweat pants.

They still fit tight and your butt still looks nice
But you won't have to walk like you're walking on ice.
Sweat pants!


from The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, released April 8, 2021


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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more


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