A moment of temporary sympathy.


In a bank I saw businessman
And he looked so sad.
Like all the money in the world
Couldn't fill the hole in his heart.
Then I saw him climb into a brand new Ferrari
Hot girl by his side.
And I thought "Nah, fuck that guy."
"Nah, fuck that guy."
Fuck that guy.


from The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, released April 8, 2021


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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more


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