Most people think that Judgment Day happens when you die. The fact is, everyday is Judgment Day. Everyday someone looks at you and makes a decision about how they’ll treat you. And when you find someone who truly comes to you with an open mind and appreciates you for who you are and expects nothing more, it’s a rare and joyous occasion.


I play my music blaring loud
To drown out every thought of you
And the things you say
You never felt freedom like I know now
Cuz I found those you do not judge, never make me pay

Why is every day judgment day?
Why can’t you look at me and say it’s ok?
Why does my life offend you so?
Maybe you should just go

It’s not just you, everyone’s the same
Check out each other and decide the game and the outcome
Well that’s one game I don’t wanna play
Worst case and best case pain


from Ribbed For Your Pleasure, released July 1, 2002




Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more


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