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A story of love, promises, expectations, and betrayal.

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released January 18, 2013

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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Track Name: I'm Not The One
The conversation had lasted for hours
Like a warm blanket Sunday in bed
The possibilities, yes they are endless
But let's just stay here instead

She said You're just like a dream
Like a treasure washed ashore
But tell me, can I trust you?
I've been hurt before

He says
I'm not the one
Who will stomp on your dreams
And push you away
Make light of your love
Or end what we've begun
No I'm not the one

The conversation had lasted for hours
Like a sweet summer day at an outdoor cafe
The possibilities, yes they seem endless
If they can just keep the world at bay

Her phone rings, she answers
A quietly strained conversation slips through
The fingers of her delicate hand
I told you not to call
Is all that he hears
And he hopes that he don't understand

He says
I'm not the one
Who will ever keep secrets
Or make you keep yours
You can tell me your troubles
No matter what came before
No I'm not the one

The conversation had lasted for hours
A tension as thick as smog in the air
The possibilities, yeah they were endless
Why couldn't we have just stayed there?

We're not ready yet
But I'm happy all the same
Maybe we'll even give him my name
And she looks at the floor
With guilt in her eyes
And tells him the truth
With a great heaving sigh and says
You're not the one

I'm not the one
Who destroyed all your trust
Like you've destroyed mine
Or mocked what you asked for
Time after time
No I'm not the one

As he looks over his shoulder
One last time
At the girl who defies both reason and rhyme
He says
I'm not the one.
Track Name: Share My Pixie Dust
And she won't say why
When I ask her why she cries
She's never been in love before
And the future scares her more and more
Cuz I'm not the kind of guy
Her girlhood dreams designed

And she can't understand why I'm not worried at all
And this is what I tell her when I tell her we won't fall

I don't have a million dollars
And I don't drive a Mercedes Benz
But my heart is true
My soul is pure
I live on faith and trust
And you can share my pixie dust

She wonders if I'm the one
To take away all that's wrong
Will I turn out like her dad
Or stand up and be a man
Can I provide all the things
Her shy little heart could need

And she can't understand why I'm not worried at all
And this is what I tell her when I tell her we won't fall

I don't have a million dollars
And I don't drive a Mercedes Benz
But my heart is true
My soul is pure
I live on faith and trust
And you can share my pixie...

Dust that holds our lives together
Lighter than a feather
Every doubt in your mind
The trust that knows I won't deceive you
With lies that you can see through
Cuz I just ain't that kind
I just ain't that kind

I don't have a million dollars
And I don't drive a Mercedes Benz
But my heart is true
My soul is pure
It's so pure
I don't have a million dollars
And I don't drive a Mercedes Benz
But my heart is true
My soul is pure
I live on faith and trust
And you can share my pixie dust