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"Speak your truth and screw what other people think" has led to a nasty conundrum.

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A child came to me and said,
Tell me your wisdom old man.
I said, I'm not that old you little bastard.

The secret to life is to live your truth
Tell your tale and let no one else tell you how to feel.

And that child turned to me and said, "Ok, I hate Jews."
Whoa! Whoa!,

I said. "Keep that shit to yourself.
Here's some new advice.
Stay off 4Chan and Infowars.
Read some real books.
Nothing by Dinesh D'Souza. -

Every voice should be heard and every voice respected.
And I asked him "Do you like black people?"
He said, "Sure, some of them.
Louis Farrakhan hates Jews too."

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from The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, released April 8, 2021

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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