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Midnight.
Jack in the Box.
I ordered up a burger then stood back to wait.
12:03. He came in.
Stinking drunk. And ordered two of everything.
"No, really sir. What do you want to order?"
He said "Two of everything!"
She said, "No, seriously, sir. What do you want to… "
"Two of everything!"
Two of everything!
And I took my food and left before they could make me a fry cook.

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from Do You Believe In Tragic?, released January 6, 2023

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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