Stop and Smell the Flowers
from Do You Believe In Tragic? by Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction
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You have to appreciate the little things... until they go horribly wrong.
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You have to stop and smell the flowers once in awhile.
Until a little bee just doing its job accidentally flies into your hair.
And then you freak the fuck out and run in small circles screaming "oh my god! It's in my hair! Get it out! Get it out!"
The little bee is freaking out cuz it's in a giant forest yelling Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out!
And when you get the two of you all finally separated it's like an amicable divorce.
It was good for both of you but you're still a little damaged.
Until a little bee just doing its job accidentally flies into your hair.
And then you freak the fuck out and run in small circles screaming "oh my god! It's in my hair! Get it out! Get it out!"
The little bee is freaking out cuz it's in a giant forest yelling Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out!
And when you get the two of you all finally separated it's like an amicable divorce.
It was good for both of you but you're still a little damaged.
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from Do You Believe In Tragic?,
released January 6, 2023
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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas
Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more
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Apr 19Chattanooga, TN
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Apr 20Chattanooga, TN
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Apr 26Santa Rosa, CA
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May 3Clovis, CA
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May 7Fairfax, CA
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May 10Oakland, CA
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May 30Santa Cruz, CA
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Jun 15Lincoln City, OR
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Aug 30San Diego, CA
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