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It's hard to fall in love with a complex woman.

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She's so hot, she registers in Scovilles.
She's so cool she registers low Kelvins.
She's so stacked she registers in parsecs.
She's so deep, she registers in fathoms.
She's so... confusing... Honestly. There's a lot of math

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from Do You Believe In Tragic?, released January 6, 2023

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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