They just don't have the same effect now.


Don't go in the woods after dark.
There's an ghost with a flaming chainsaw.
His pet is a dangerous shark.
I know we're on land, but just go with it.

And kids that go into the woods will be cut up and eaten
And fed to the wolves.
And when I told this story to a group of young kids they said.
Yeah, we weren't going outside anyway. Can we watch Netflix?


from The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, released April 8, 2021


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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more


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