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This is a stupid song that I started singing to myself in the car after a gig one night on the way to Taco Bell.


Lumpy lumpy, I like my mashed potatoes lumpy lumpy
I like my ladies kinda frumpy frumpy
I like my roads kinda bumpy bumpy
I like my dwarves kinda grumpy grumpy
I like my trucks kinda dumpy dumpy
I like my eggs kinda Humpty Dumpty
I'm wearing boots that are clumpy clumpy
PTSD makes you jumpy jumpy
Wrote a song we called rumpy rumpy
Parapalegics are all stumpy stumpy
That's all the rhymes for lumpy lumpy


from The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, released April 8, 2021


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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more


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