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The beach is a dangerous place and I'm sticking to that story.

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Let's go to the beach!
Let's go to the beach!
And let the sun slowly kill us.
Nearly drown in a riptide.

Let's go to the beach!
Let's go to the beach!
You'll get a jellyfish sting
And I'll pee on your leg.

Let's stay in the house!
Let's stay in the house!
It's really much safer plus we always have Netflix.
And I can still pee on your leg.

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from The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, released April 8, 2021

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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