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Most couples in a long term relationship have the discussion at some point.


Ooh, we've been together a long long time
And it's always been so good
But baby, it can be better
Cuz when we go golfing on the greens of love
There's only one hole you won't let me putt
But baby, I'll tell you what

Let me put it in your sister
What'd you think I meant?
Let me put it in your sister
When she's back from the convent

Cuz when she comes home for Christmas I can't help myself
I see her and I wanna put my elf up on her shelf
Let me put it in your sister

Whose professional title is also Sister

Now look, babydoll, it's all just a joke
I'd never do such things
You're too important to me
But now when we're alone and we're making love
And we're oh so close you won't seem so glum
When I ask to put it in your bum

Let me put it in your keister
Baby just one time
Right up in your chocolate twister
And call me Dr. Cockenstein
It's an exclusive club that only allows in members
And I hope you'll smile when you remember
That it's not inside your sister


from Burning Sensation, released November 12, 2020


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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more


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