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Every couple does this eventually. I hope. It can't be just us, right?


Got my motor runnin' and I'm hittin' the wide open road.
Damn, I forgot my wallet. Hang on. Be right back.
Ok, let's tear the up the miles and see the world.
And ok, wait, I should go to bathroom first. Hang on.
Did you pack the extra sunscreen? I told you like three times to pack the sunscreen.
Ok, here we go, freedom awaits.
No, come on, don't drink coffee. You know what coffee does to you
We're gonna have to stop in like 20 miles for another pee break.
Alright let's see if we can get out of the driveway.
How are you asleep already? We're still on the same street.
At least I don't have to listen to your crappy music.
Yeah, of course we're here. It was only an half hour drive to your mom's house.


from Do You Believe In Tragic?, released January 6, 2023


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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more


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