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Based on a true story about a hitchhiker I saw.

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She had her thumb out on the side the road.
Tight pair of jeans and a cowboy hat.
She spit her gum out and as my car slowed.
She smiled real big and grabbed her pack.

I rolled down the window and she leaned in and said
"Thanks for stopping, friend."
I said, "Your sign says 'south' but you're standing in a north bound lane.
Maybe if you learned a little geography,
One day you could own a car like me."
And then I left.

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from The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, released April 8, 2021

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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