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Shameful as it is, sometimes you need to hide things from your family.

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He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards
In the back room of the house.
He knew his family would shun him
If they ever found him out.

But when the whole family's doing Keto
And brussels sprouts fill you with dread.
Then under the floorboards in the back of the house
Is where you keep your bread.

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from The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, released April 8, 2021

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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