I wrote this for a film called "Stupid Cupid". It's about two co-workers on their first date. Things are going terribly wrong and he's just hoping they get to a second date.


It’s kinda weird seeing you in the different way
Not the same old day to day
You look so good and I feel just like a fool
Can’t find the right words to say
I think it’s cool, then in your eyes, I drift away

I know we’re feeling kind of awkward
And I’m not that great a talker
But I hope that we can do it again
I know the meal was kind of crummy
You must think that I’m a dummy
But I hope that we can do it again

I can’t believe that you’re still right here with me
The night has been a disaster
I feel so nervous and I just can’t keep my cool
But there’s nowhere I’d rather be
My stomach churns, but in your eyes, it’s love I see


Every time I look around
I see the faces staring down at me
They think that I’m a freak
They’re wondering what you’re doing with me



from A Nut Unbroken, released June 5, 2005




Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more


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