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You’re at bar one evening when suddenly a voice comes up from behind you and promises you pleasures you’ve never even dreamed of. The smooth subtle voice, quiet though it is, drowns out every other sound in the room. You don’t look at the person, but your mind races at the possibilities presented to you.

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I got special ways to make you want me
I got special ways to make you groove
I got special ways to make you love me day and night
The truth is any way you choose

I got special ways to make you want me
I got special ways to bring out the freak in you
I got special ways to drown you in my sea of love
To find out the truth we gotta cruise

I can strip you on your inhibitions
I can tie you to your imagination
Spank you with your self control
And let you taste…my fruit

I got special ways to get you naked
Ways to get you on your knees to pray
special ways the lord above done gave me
And the truth is gonna make you stay

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from Ribbed For Your Pleasure, released July 1, 2002

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Milpitas

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy. ... more

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